I’ve Discovered the Secret to Consistent Blogging!

I’ve written a blog for a few years, usually to rant and rave about something or to just feel loved. But it’s always been inconsistent. Here is my secret to fixing that problem.
1. Start an MFA in Writing.
2. Sit down everyday to write what you are supposed to be writing.
3. Claim writer’s block.
4. Go to your blog to “get your juices flowing.”
5. Write something dumb.
6. Post it on facebook.
7. Check your stats for the next day.
8. Conveniently use up all of the time you set aside for writing.
9. Repeat the next day.
Simple. Wish I would’ve thought of it earlier. Expensive. Leave me alone, WordPress, I gotta go read Wallace Stevens, and honestly, no matter what my book review says, I have no idea what he is talking about.