Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds

I thought I should write some thoughts about how much Roger Clemens disgusts me since I never hesitate to stick it to Barry Bonds when I get a chance. I am an equal opportunity despiser, no racist here. I heard today that GW might consider pardoning Roger if he is indicted for perjury. WTF!? If he does that, he better do the same for Barry Bonds and, by the way, I gotta a frickin’ speeding ticket in Lansing, Kansas on the way to see my sick mom. Could you take care of that too? The whole proceeding sickens me; smug congressmen, lying witnesses, slimy lawyers and a display of University of Texas learnin’ that should embarrass every redneck south of Stillwater, Oklahoma. Andy Petitte, him I respect. It ain’t that people don’t screw up, my God, we all screw up, and it ain’t that people don’t do everything they can to cover up their screw ups, my God, we all do everything we can to cover up our screw ups, but when you are caught, admit it and move on. Be humble, be penitent. Hell, we don’t even care if it’s real, just act like it. We’ll forgive ya. We don’t know any better. But we can spot a liar a mile away, and Roger, you are one. C’mon dude, spill the beans and let’s move on.